seriously how cute is fresh period blood ♡(⌒▽⌒)♡
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8 Inches of Dark Chocolate Cock Filled With by United Indecent Pleasures
To launch United Indecent Pleasures, its first product aims to fuse together two of humankind’s most venerated pleasures: sex and chocolate. It does so with a perverse black chocolate cock that is filled with perverse fluids and stimulating liqueur: 8 inches of dark chocolate cock filled with…
Handmade with cocoa from Grenada, our sublime cocks are individually handcrafted using a technique that results in a solid enough consistency to allow the product to be transported, whilst not compromising the subtlety and finesse required to enjoy an erotic experience – a delicacy worthy of the gods.
Each one has a double filling: The lower part is filled with a fine chocolate fondant that has a sensual texture conceived to melt in the mouth, or any other part of the body, and that is remarkably delicate and smooth. The upper part of the handsome member is filled with a sensorial treasure, the colour and texture of which is remarkably similar to a real man’s fluid, with the advantage that these boast a range a different flavours that are nearly as exotic and surprising as the real thing: Fresh mint fondant, Valencia orange fondant, Williams Pear liqueur fondant, Mozart chocolate liqueur fondant, Cointreau liqueur fondant and Irish coffee liqueur fondant.
FUCK ME!
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FUCK THE PATRIARCHY
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CAT FACT.
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Lao cuisine and Red Bull are my two most favourite foodz. Pretty girls are alright too.
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I have the most amazing avoidance skillz ever.But today is just one of those days that I can no longer avoid. Back to the prairies in 16 more daze - cuntry bumbkin lifestylez in full effect. I didn’t think it was going to be this hard but I’m actually pretty bummed about it. N E way… On a lighter note, this is how cuntry lez I actually am. I used to have the HUGEST crush on the singer Eliza. She’s actually the reason why I ever bought a banjo.
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GET YOUR BATS: Southwest Self Defense Week
GET YOUR BATS: SOUTHWEST SELF DEFENSE WEEK
* SUNDAY 3 - SUNDAY 10 JUNE *
This week features a range of workshops, events & discussion groups revolving around self defense and the variety of ideas and practices associated with that term, specifically in the contexts of our city, neighborhoods and… -
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do you ever look at your own blog and tell yourself “wow you have great taste in everything”
because i do
e’ryday!
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Hey Saskatoon, you should cum see us rub our pussies all over this white dudebro fest! It’ll be the last time in a looooong time, cuzzz franchement, you’re fucking boring.
Sorry we’re not sorry that we’re too punx rox for your gross popularity contests.Saturday, 16 June 2012 The CFCR stage at The Fez on Broadway
1:00 - The Dudes
12:00 - Ketamines
11:00 - Aunty Panty
10:00 - Auld Beak
9:00 - Before & Apace
Admission with Priority Pass (available through mosofest.com)
or $10 at the door
The Dudes
http://www.thedudesmusic.ca/
Since 1996, Calgary’s The Dudes have been melting faces with their no-holds-barred approach to ham-fisted drum fills and max-volume guitar riffs. Known for a wild live show – wherein it’s hard to distinguish if the audience or the band is having more fun – The Dudes offer up refreshingly hilarious lyrics to compliment their rock wattage.
Ketamines
http://www.mammothcaverecording.com/artist/ketamines
With their debut LP Spaced Out lauded by Pitchfork as “energetic and manic” and “fueled by a sugar high” The Ketamines are at the forefront of the new underground scene that is storming clubs and basement shows across Canada. Combining reckless punk attitude with pounding fun hooks, the band’s energetic live show lurches and oozes with perfect pop sensibilities. Backed by front man Paul Lawton’s Mammoth Cave records label, The Ketamines have since been picked up by premiere garage rock labels in the U.S. such as Hozac and Southpaw.
Aunty Panty
http://auntypanty.bandcamp.com/
Having relocated to Montreal from Saskatoon, minimalist weirdo-thrash duo Aunty Panty play jarring punk rock with a live set that typical devolves into screamy harshness, clangy guitars and the occasional onstage steamed wiener.
Auld Beak
http://auldbeak.bandcamp.com/
Having released a four-song EP on Calgary’s Bart Records, Saskatoon’s Auld Beak have since left behind their hardcore roots for a more pop-based destination without shedding their trademark grit and muck.
Before & Apace
http://beforeandapace.ca/
Saskatoon’s Before & Apace play complex and visceral guitar rock that defies conventional songwriting. The four-piece are in the midst of recording their debut full-length album. -
Celebrity Photos of the Week: May 30 - The Globe and Mail
Oh my god this is amazing. I can’t believe it’s real.
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“Ann Margret in Tommy losing her mind and doing dirty things with beans, chocolate and champagne.”
Seriously. I have about two weeks left in Montreal before we (Aunty Panty) go on tour and then I meet the prairies once again. So, lez have a vegan ‘pork’ n beans wrestling in a wading pool tournament b4 I leave!
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It’s casseroles night in Canada ce soir!
Incidentally, this outfit is also what I plan to wear on Friday when my queer demons will be cast out of my body.
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A VOS CASSEROLES!
credit/source for this? i want to make a poster!
(Source: presscolor)
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